Oh, I hear you. I know there are variations on the alarms, including things that throw objects at you, or get progressively louder...I wonder, though, if the issue is more a matter of whatever you do first in the morning being not as fun as staying in bed. Is there anything you might be able to do first thing that DOES sound better -- the kind of thing that, when your brain first has any consciousness, makes you go "oh, boy! I can't wait to do THAT!"